Fahrenheit 300MHz/56K

Hello to all my non-existent readers!

I've been having trouble with my internet connection in Prestwick: My dad's PC is a 300MHz P2 (virtually an antique!) with 56K modem (usually connects at 52Kbps), but recently the internet connection has been sooooo fuckkkiiinggg sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwww. I think there's a problem somewhere - I'll have to defragment the hard drive.
Oh how I miss those streamlined lightning-fast broadband PCs in the CS lab!

Got back from my uncles yesterday. On Thursday we went to Inverness, the first time I've been there. It was alright, I quite liked the place, especially the girl in the restaurant with the massive tits whom I was eyeing up. She was looking at me also, and everytime our eyes met, she giggled to her pal. Now, this was either a "ooh, he likes me" giggle or she was just laughing at me - I prefer the former. I also saw the museum which was interesting, featuring stuffed animals etc.
On the way home I saw Nessie - She told me to pull the finger out and get a life.

Also yesterday, I saw the film "Fahrenheit 911". It was excellent, and I'd recommend it to anyone, especially if you liked "Bowling for Columbine". However, I found some of the scenes of the aftermaths of bombing in Iraq a bit disturbing.
I can't believe that Bush is the most powerful man in the world.   

God (or Allah) help us all.