Subterranean bible basher

In contrast to my last post, I'm feeling happy today. Long may it last!

I was in Glasgow today, looking at adverts for flats. When I was travelling on the subway, a middle-aged man with a beard and glasses, who had been sitting in silence, suddenly blurted out the words:

"Lust, anger and greed are the 3 gates of hell!"

He then fell silent, attracting the puzzled gazes of some of the other passengers.

Now, in my opinion, without these 3 "attributes", the human race as we know it wouldn't exist.

What a wanker!