The stuff of nightmares

A while back I spotted this picture of a clown. After colouring his teeth and the whites of his eyes in with black ink, I couldn't help but notice how terrifying he looks. Scarier, I reckon, than Stephen King's IT...




Aren't clowns scary?

Strange semi-coincidence: Last night I went round to visit my sister and we were watching a film called People I Know, starring Al Pacino and Kim Basinger (mediocre film, don't bother). Now, having not seen or heard of Kim Basinger for ages, and seeing her in this film, this got me thinking: "Wow, she's not bad at all for her age. She must be about 50. How old exactly is she?" Strangely, I was reading through a TV guide earlier, and lo and behold, there was a picture of Kim Basinger, with a caption which read: "Kim Basinger will be 51..." - question answered! The strange thing here is that I'd not seen her of heard of her for a long time. She is very hot for 51.

Also, on the subject of IT, I recently went for an interview with a software firm based in Glasgow city centre. Guess what? I got the job!! Guess what else? The starting salary is £25K p.a.

Actually, that was a joke. Just clowning around.